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    08 September

    鬼最讨厌什么

    “我最讨厌……”第一个黑色长发垂直遮面的女鬼想了想,不悦地哼了声说,“那天晚上我看到她一个人独自在家洗澡,她的头发很漂亮,可恶!于是我就使了点小伎俩让整栋楼都停电了,她有点惊讶,但从她仍旧不紧不慢的冲洗泡沫的行为可以看出——她没有被吓到。

    “简单擦干穿上衣服开门走出浴室后,她驾轻就熟地走到大厅拉开一个抽屉拿出一支蜡烛点燃并固定在一个小小的盘上,看来他们那经常停电。

    “她走进房间,在安装于梳妆台上的大镜子前放好蜡烛后开始梳头,她拉长了的影子打在右边的墙上,在蜡黄色的烛光中摇曳、扭曲;昏暗的烛光至下而上地照在她因拨开了头发露出的脸上,狰狞异常;还有她养的黄金眸子的纯色小黑猫,不断地冲着我叫……

    “我想时机成熟了,于是我在她身后至脚底升起一股白色的烟雾,费力地伸长血红色的舌头,向右平移出现在她面前的镜子中——

    “她愣了一下,我静静地等待着随即而来的尖叫声划破没有星星的夜空……

    “然后……我的期望落空了,她向前倾身将脸靠近镜面。不敢确定吗?我当时想。可她接下来的举行让我恨不得当即拥有实体掐死她!她居然在挤脸上那颗无关痛痒的青春美丽痘?

    “正当我打算靠近点或者干脆直接出现在她面前的时候,看到她的右手在桌面上摸索了一下,接着抓起副看起来有上千度的厚酱油瓶底准备戴上?

    没错!我最讨厌的就是四眼田鸡!

    于是我被气得魂飞魄散了。”

     

    “这和我上次碰到的醉鬼有得一拼啊!”第二个英俊的男性鬼从捂着肚子笑得前伏后仰的鬼群中勉强支撑起身子擦了擦眼角不小心溢出的泪花说,“在那个月黑风高的夜晚,我打算在他打开家门的那一瞬间突然扑上前吓唬他,岂料他竟弯着腰什么都没看见,还穿过我径直跑进厕所狂吐,那种感觉真不舒服。

    “我想他出来总该行了吧?没想到他居然抱着马桶就睡着了!好!我就等到你醒!还没成事天就亮了。“

     

    “我最讨厌大蒜……”第三个娘娘呛的男性鬼羞赧地说。

    “你又不是吸血鬼!”第四个男人婆女性鬼冲着他吼。

    “他小时候啊……”第五个调皮的男性小鬼摊开双手说,“因为挑食,被妈妈用棍子逼着吃了整整一大碗。”

    “别说了!我都开始觉得恶心了……”第六个上班族男性鬼伸出舌头和大家一起做恶心状。

    “我最讨厌番茄。”第七个书呆子男性鬼开始陈述,“这是死亡后遗症,我是因为失恋卧轨自杀的,自从看到了我那因急速碾压凌乱地四处飞溅、血肉模糊的尸体……”

    “停!我们现在不是讨论最讨厌的食物。”第八个有为青年型的男性鬼借故打断了越发恶心的讨论。

    “我最讨厌……”第九个家庭主妇女性鬼刚要开口,就被接去了话茬。

    “我最讨厌他们。” 第十个寡言少语的男性鬼用大拇指示意大家看栏杆外前来押解的牛头马面说,“因为每次投胎PP都会被T得特别痛。”

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